Today’s Special is a Pill Popping White Fish 

It appears that Gorton’s is recalling one thousand cases of fish that could have pills in them. This is a very serious matter indeed. Not only could it be harmful for human consumption but the fish themselves could be in danger.

We need to map out where these hooligan fish were caught, because I am one American that will not stand for drug trafficking from any type of fish. We need to crack down on the areas where the pill popping fish were caught. I would be more than happy to spend my tax dollar getting some police in those areas to make sure there are no more fish trying to smuggle their drugs through our vendors.

I hope that you are as outraged as I am.